What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why are breasts attractive?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

Goldfinger

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

After a series of tumors, woman’s odd-looking tongue explains everything - Ars Technica

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?